However, due to the fact that we were accompanied by two friends who happened to be under the influence of the ever so delightful cannabis, we chose to go to Taco Bell. That being said, I for one wanted to go to Denny's to sample the not-so-healthy Rock Star Menu. So, as you might presume, I wasn’t all too excited to venture to Taco Bell. It's not that I don't like the taste or anything I just don't prefer overpriced, unhealthy nourishment. Let me start off by saying that I eat 'fast food' once or twice a month. I guess I had better enjoy it while it lasts.ĮDIT: Here is Jarrod's opinion on the Volcano Taco: I know for a fact that if they were to permanently add this to the menu, I'd go there at least once a week to enjoy a Baja Blast and three of these puppies.

Sadly, Taco Bell's website informs me that the Volcano Taco is only available for a limited time. At the risk of losing a few readers, I just have to say that my ass felt like I had been raped by a jalapeno this morning. This is a true man's meal, assuming that man's rectum is made of steel. This 1540-calorie behemoth filled me up so much, that I couldn't even finish the burrito. It's basically a lap-sized box that contains a Volcano Taco, supreme burrito, Crunchwrap supreme, cinnamon twists, and a large soda, all for $5.99 (apparently they contain different items in other areas, for $4.99). Second, my taco came as a part of TB's new Big Bell Box. Spiciness like this is usually reserved for shady Mexican food restaurants on the side of the highway. Maybe I'm exaggerating the spiciness a bit, but I guess I'm just sort of shocked a nationwide fast food place would have something like this.

See that little layer of what looks like melted cheese in between the meat and lettuce up there? That's some sort of weird, make-you-shit-out-your-organs spicy sauce.

I know this may be a bit misleading, but bear with me here. I bought one of these suckers (as did Jarrod), and was blown away by the spiciness that rocked my food hole.įirst of all, it isn't the shell itself that is spicy. That motherfucking taco is so motherfucking hot that the shell turned red! But seriously, Red 40 food dye has never excited me so much.

Last night, I went to Taco Bell with Jarrod for my bi-weekly fast food taco fix, and was completely shocked by what I saw on the menu: The 89-cent Volcano Taco.

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